sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich
How People on the East Coast Prepare for a Blizzard
accurate beyond belief
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD
I peed a little…
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Anthony Michael Hall and Molly Ringwald record shopping during break in location shooting of ‘The Breakfast Club;, May 1, 1984.
This is just one of the best Friends moments oh my god.
HANDS CHANDLER A LAMP.
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I’m quite positive that expression in the third gif is David Tennant, not The Doctor, trying not to cry.
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will smith everybody
he’s so aggressively proud and determined to direct attention to his wife and son. first he’s like, LOOK AT THIS BEAUTY AND STRENGTH AND POWER AND SHE AGREED TO MARRY ME, and then with his son, he’s like LOOK, I MADE A THING, AND I AM PROUD OF THIS THING THAT I MADE.
I MADE A THING
I don’t know how many times I’m going to reblog this kjashfaskjf
”He’s not your son, Molly.”
”He’s as good as.”
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best feeling in the entire world.
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