These guys don’t know each other. They literally sat together just because they were both wearing stripes.
The blue guy walked in and stopped and was like “Yo! Stripes!” And the red guy started nodding and was like “striiiiiiiiiipes”
Boys are fucking weird
I can honestly say, this almost exactly how we make friends.
My baby brother’s first girlfriend recently confessed to thinking they were actually a boy. I asked my brother if this bothered him. His response was:
“Well, yeah. If I had have known they were a boy when we were going out, I would have said I had a boyfriend, not a girlfriend.”
He was ten.
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so i got on the bus and there was this really shady lookin dude sitting at the back who looked like he was preparing drugs on his lap so i was like nooo and sat a few rows away from him.. halfway through the bus ride i look back and see that he actually had a tiny baby pug sleeping on his lap and he was just petting it and man i just feel like a teenage girl told that guy “pugs not drugs” and it changed his life forever
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A machine that goes ‘DING!’
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What even is his age?
Somewhere between 5 and adult, but closer to 5.
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THAT IS THE BEST USE OF THAT PICTURE I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME
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